I flushed my elephant down the toilet today.
He really didn’t want to go.
They’re rather big and bulky,
it took quite a bit of flow.
At first the water ran over the bowl
and onto the bathroom floor.
And made a sort of gurgling sound,
as it sloshed right out the door.
Rapids ran down the stairs,
like a raging waterfall.
It really was astonishing,
how it splashed against the wall.
Spinning, spiraling, swirling as
some cyclone in the sea,
now I truly wish I hadn’t done it …
‘cause I really need to pee.
I know now I’ve learned my lesson,
for elephants are just way too big.
So the next time I’ll just have to try
cramming down my little sister’s pig!
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